RIP Steve Jobs,
my favorite technology innovator.

Great job with the following:
the personal computer,
Toy Story,
inspiring speeches,
the telescope, and
generally being mysterious.

I’m glad that Apple hired you back in 2006.
now that you’re gone, I hope
that my iOS updates are delivered in an
intuitive and timely fashion.

If you were a torrent,
in your iCloud, watching down,
I would be your most prolific seeder.
Did God just upload you? Did your ISP get angry
about high upload bandwidth?
I don’t care though, because if I could,
I would click download
and let you stay on my external hard drive.
The safest place, where
I keep all my Logic Pro raw files.

with love,
Joseph Michael Hertler
Central Michigan University OIT Networking / Systems Analyst
MacOS Specialist

PS. I will create the face of Siri in your image, that is,
despite conflicting gender voicing.